Kam - just checked out your tunes.  They are really fucking good.  I laughed my ass off - in such a pleasant way.  Way to go!  Looking forward to hearing the whole thing. Thank you soo much! This song is hysterical.

I can't wait to play it for my cat!

My sister bought your MC Lisp album for me for my birthday.  It is totally hilarious! I'm telling everyone about it. What made you decide to make it?  What other kind of stuff do you do?

I just had to talk to the guy who could come up with something so insane.

Thanks for making me smile.

HAHA!  That's funny ass shit, Kam!

We got a ping pong table when we moved in here, and our cat loves to smack my balls when they're in play on the table. And I can never find them later, either!

Hilarious!!

There is nothing funny on this album at all!!  Never funny!  This villain of music is so not funny he would make a camel die of thirst in the desert where he should lay down and die on his stomach like a dead unfunny snake. Never funny!!

But, however, that one song (Fart In An Elevator) does have a nice beat and is easy to dance to if you like unfunny music to die in the desert like a thirsty camel snake!!  

I am a proud owner of " The Nasty Album" and I would recommend it to anyone with a good sense of humor.

Great comedy combined with polished music pretty much sums up this album.

Give his mp3's a whirl and I'm sure you'll be convinced that " The Nasty Album" is worth your hard earned cash.

Rock on!

Scott Bakalar

The MC Lisp stuff is what gets me...I mean if you listen to it, I mean really listen to it - the stuff is sheer genius. KJV Presents has taken great pains to duplicate every minute detail in this genre, and does it in an hilarious and wildly entertaining manner.

"Grrrlll, Watchoo Do"/"Camel Toe" are my favorites - every single nuance is present and accounted for.

Big fans here.

Daniel Iorio

"There is Weird Al....and then there is Kameron J....the only difference is that Kam is really crazy...it's not just an act!! He makes the Jerky Boys look like school girls. Fart in an Elevator ranks up there with  Stairway to Heaven. 

"You are a mad man indeed...is this in the key of X-minor?"

Clark Engbrecht

Kameron, your humor comes through in all that you do. If I were to hear this without benefit of knowing who wrote it, I would be a little perplexed.

But, you definitely put a smile on my face. I think it captures the childlike quality you were going for. I enjoyed it!

Rich Adonis

Rich Adonis on  Childhood Nitemare

I played this song 5 times while someone was asleep about 4 feet away from the speaker.

I did notice REM activity at the 3rd play and a severe foot twitch as the 5th play was ending. This is odd because all my experience would lead me to expect a twitch of the forearm at 0043 of the 5th play (provided the subject was drugged.)

Back to the review - After overcoming the stutter at 11 or 12 seconds, I was able to transfer my sub-Turtolean adult egosphere into the realm of my engulfed inner child (this is something I do often).  In this child-like state I started to quiver and sweat on the balls of my feet (LOL).  This song is downright frightening!

And brought back memories of my older brother fixing me to a highchair with rope and taping my eyelids open while he played a video of the Exorcist (when I was 8... he is a priest now).  I still see that stone figure in the desert often, usually whenever I am in traffic or late at night in the bar.

Interesting tune Kameron.

Collen Gray

Collen Gray on a bunch of stuff

Okay, too quote Buzz Lightyear, "You are one sad, strange little man!" 

I've been having a hard time staying in my chair whilst listening to your stuff, Kam. I love it, absolutely love it. I can totally see some of you material being used in the "Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation by Spike & Mike". Ever think of collaborating with an animator and putting this stuff to visuals? I'd pay good money to see that! 

The fart song! Laugh out loud funny. Your lyrics are sooo comical, and the beats fit perfect. I love the last lines, especially cause I was thinking about Fresh Prince during the song. Production is great, but I would like to hear the voice come up a bit. Without reading the lyrics, it could've been hard to understand everything.

Breast, Jugs, Gazongas, Boobies - Where the hell did the cornbread line come from?!?  LOL

I've forwarded this one to a few of my friends who are into Adam Sandler. I think they'll appreciate the true comical artistry here. I love your production. Very fat and full sounding. Again, I'd suggest bringing up the voice again.  I want to hear ya!!

I'd also like to get in your head for 24 hours, but I'm afraid of what I'd experience! LOL

Childhood Nightmare - Out there, waaaaay out there. Don't know what else to say about this one, but I love it in a sick and twisted way. I have a twisted sense of humor... I could totally see this as music for the Sick & Twisted Festival of Animation. 

Studio Time - Oh lord, Jesus Help Me!! thump, thump, thud, bam, I'm halfway down, oh God Help me I'm falling!! When did you get Eddie's Aunt in the studio?! Too freaking funny!

I always have a good time listening to your stuff. Musical talent, great production with a twisted sense of humor. I'd call that a dangerous, but incredibly enjoyable, combination!

"Now turn on some s**t that I like or I'm gonna whip your monkey *ss!!!"  

Silver Needle

Andre Paul (From Silver Needle) on  a bunch of stuff

Can't listen to the whole thing, but here's my take on the first few...

Studio Time: Wow! I laughed my arse off!

Titties:  This ones great - it reminds me of a self help hypnosis tape I once had, but... twisted.

And wassup with the cornbread?

Taco Loco:  Surreal. Fish Heads the way Salvador Dali would have recorded it.

The Way I Like It:   See Studio Time

Shitz Gettin Bigga:   See Studio Time

Childhood Prayer:   Oy vey!

Nasty and Dance Get On Up:   I'd want to make a mix tape of these two tunes and Invasion of the Gabber Robots and Happy Softcore (both by The Laziest Men On Mars) and go cruising up and down Sunset Blvd. on a Friday night, blasting these tunes, just to see the confused reactions on all the club kids faces, were I the cruising type. But I'm not.

And of course, Fart In An Elevator:  It stinks.

That's all I have time for tonight!

Silver Needle