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  Black Metal

  Illinois

  My World

  January 25, 2003


My World

You are kidding me....right?  

This wasn't music for me to give an All Suck Review to...this was cruel and inhumane punishment that some third world country uses on their convicts instead of making them sit naked in a cell and have rats nibble on their flesh.  But, the more I think about it - rats nibbling on my flesh would have been much better than sitting through this dribble.  Actually - anything other than sitting through My World would be better than sitting through My World.

I would have rather...

  • Had my eyes gouged out with a spoon!!
  • Snapped a mouse trap closed on my penis!!
  • Stick a lit cigarette in my ear!!
  • Have someone else stick a lit cigarette in my ear!!
  • Eat a kittie litter sandwich!!
  • Eat a kittie litter sandwich with stale mayonnaise!!
  • Eat stale Mayonnaise!!
  • Listen to Ben Minnotte's track Graceless Age (Live)!!

If I had a scale other than the "Dancing Idiot" scale...I would give this track a ten!!  That's right...a TEN!  That because it would take 10 wild horses to pull me to make me go to the World Divine web site and listen to My World again!!

On my Idiot Dancer Scale I give My World - Some cigarettes, a wild horse and cat food!!!


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has been taking some Viagra!!

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