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| Artist: | Renato Ventura | |
| URL: | mp3.com/Renato | |
| Artist Message Board: | Nopeeeee!!! | |
| CD Available: | Martians are people too | |
| Genre: | Electronica | |
| Geographical Locale: | Italy | |
| Reviewed: | Amazzonia | |
| Amazzonia Now...there is a little known fact about me that most people don't know (that is why it is a little known fact...duh!!) - I use to live in Italy. I lived there for about 4 1/2 years....and in all that time - I have never heard a piece of music that sucked worse than this piece of 3 plus minute dribble sucked!! I mean, I heard local Italian's trying to bust some hard core gangster rap....which is funny as hell!! Because the area that I lived in was really nothing but old castles, grapevine fields and sheep! So when they bustin they dope ass smack daddy pimp diddy doo whaa diddy rappin...it's all about going into the orchard picking grapes and having an espresso! Yeah...like I'm gonna be afraid of some fat ass Italian gangster drinking a nice frothy cappuccino!! But all that being said...Amazzonia sucked. If I could remember how to write in Italian...I would say it sucks in Italian. But, alora, I never learned how to write Italian...only to speak Italian. I learned how to say the important things like "Where is the beer?" - "Where is the bathroom??" and "Are you sure you are eighteen???" Ahhhhhh those were the days. Sunshine, wine, more sunshine, wine, fast cars and hairy women!! And no such suck tracks like Amazzonia. Nope....never once did I hear Amazzonia sucking in the airwaves of Italy. Amazzonia gets, on the Dancing Idiot Scale - 2 dancing idiots and a bunch of pizza!! |
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