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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
The TRSQ
Song Reviewed
Escape
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Escape
"...so hypnotizing you will find yourself playing it over and over wondering why you are playing over and over (smile) this is one of the cuts that you'll through in the ride and drive the autobahn (or your favorite highway) and push harder and harder the stabs are tasty but easy on the ears, another master production..."

Oh I found myself playing it over and over wondering why I was playing it over and over!  This track sucks.  I wanted to escape the bonds of my body and run far far away from the source of the suck music coming towards me at at more than 3000 miles an hour. 

But since I can't jump out of my skin (cause it is impossible - or if it were possible, it would leave a bloody mess....) I just as easily could turn it off.

Oh but to do that would deny me the pleasure of sitting through the entire rendition of Escape, cringing at every bass driven beat of this syncopated house track and finally finding sweet release when the track is over.  Nay, I think the sheer pleasure I will derive from knowing what ever doesn't kill me makes me stronger - that when this track is over I will be the strongest person on the planet.

Hell, that wimpy ass Superman couldn't even kick my ass!!  I'd be so strong - I'd whomp on him like an ugly woman on a blind date!!

Yeah - and no stupid ass green rock is going to zap my strength either!!

 I'm super duper strong from the energy derived from the Escape song being done and finished...no one can take that away from me!!

On the Dancing Idiot ThingamaroooEscape gets: a bunch of Superdude who's asses I can kick now!!!

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