When The Cops Chase Us

I know why the cops would be chasing them....they have a warrant to arrest them for making such suck music!!  There has been a new law written to stop the infestation of such highly intoxicating suck tracks from infiltrating the general public.  You know how you have the different cop divisions like:

• Vice
• Homicide
• SVU
• ASPCA

They have created a new one and it is called the SSMFBPAATBWMIQ (Stop Suck Music From Being Played And Arrest Those Bastards Who Make It Quick!).  I looked up their training facility on the internet.  It's out near the Washington DC Area (really close to the  facility where they train the FBI).  It's kinda a sweet facility.  The first week or two of class you just get to sit and listen to suck track after suck track so you can get familiar with what sucks and what doesn't suck.

For example:

But I digress!! 

The cops chasin them should catch them and throw the book at them for this suck ass track.  No....I mean really throw a freakin book at them!!! One of them big ass encyclopedia volumes that has a lot of useless information in it that nobody even cares about until they are playing Trivial Pursuit or if they are trying to impress some bimbo in a bar because they know the capital of Guam (who gives a fuck!!)!!

But I digress.....again!!

When The Cops Chase Us = Suck

On the Dancing Idiot Thingamarooo,  When The Cops Chase Us gets a penguin, a cop, and a goose reading a big fucking book!!