Won't You Love Me

Won't You Love Me??  Won't You Love Me??  Why not just beg for me to listen to this suck ass track? That type of begging would get me closer to you than coming right out and asking me to love you!!  Love is an emotion and a feeling best felt and had between two people who know each other and have mutual respect and admiration for one another.  But after listening to this suck ass track - the only thing I wanna do is fuck!!

Now...if the objective of this suck track is to get people on the dance floor - get butt naked - and start fucking ... well...naaaaa they wouldn't do that either.  They would just look at each other's naked bodies and go "Gawd this songs sucks!!!"  

Me???  I'd be sitting in the back of the club with cotton stuck in my ears fucking anything that moved!!  But that's just me!!  I'm a smart ass!!  I come prepared!!

Mind you - this track isn't that bad .... oh yes it is!!  It sucks!!  Why else would it be on the All Suck Review!!  But if it didn't suck - it would make for a nice little dance track....that leads to a lot of fucking!!  But not love.  Love is out the window with the stink vapors of this suck track!!

On my Dancing Idiot Scale Won't You Love Me gets...eight dancing idiots and a couple having sex!!