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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Silver Needle
Song Reviewed
Till U R Mine
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Till U R Mine

One always must be a little cautious when an artist (or a group of artists) use one letter words in their titles. Especially when there are more than one one letter words in the title. And especially specially when a word is shortened so much that it isn't actually a word.

Under normal circumstances - this track would already have three strikes against it:

1. Till
2. U
3. R

...but since this is The All Suck Review - I guess it really doesn't matter (I mean...I'm gonna say it suck regardless ~ so what's the point!!).

So on with the Suckfest!

Wait - I have a question. Is Suckfest suppose to be one word or two? Okay...I know...I digress a bit too much!

This track sucked! But not like any other suck track sucks...it sucked badly bad bad bad bad (and that's bad!)

Have you ever woke up in the morning and your sinus cavity started dripping snot all down into your throat and as you are walking to the bathroom to spit it out - you accidentally just suck it all down into your stomach?

Well...you know the reaction you get when you realize what you just did? That reaction is the same look you get on your face after listening to this suck track!!

So...you have a choice:

1. Eat your morning snot
2. Check out this suck track

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