PÆS

There is not much that I have to say along the lines of "This Track Sucks".  I do believe the person who wrote knew in their heart of hearts that it sucked even before the first note (off key) began to play. 

Hell I knew it was going to suck simply because the name of the group is Ring Around Uranus and the graphic that they use is someone bending over so you can see their sphincter muscle.  But that is where most people (including the makers of this suck track) get information wrong, twisted, molested, and just plain wrong.

Your anus is actually nothing more than the opening end of the digestive track where what couldn't be absorbed by the body exits the body.  In all honesty...this end of the body should be looked at and revered with much more dignity and respect than it currently get's.  Without our anus (and an open anus at that) we would all be walking around bloated with tons and tons of waste products that our bodies can't use (and in some instances refuse to use....ever try eating a Fruit Cake you get from crazy Aunt Mildred at Christmas?  She is the one who lost her husband in the war...of 1812 probably...and since then she does nothing but live with cats...a shit load of cats...and makes Fruit Cakes!!)

Yeah...crazy aunt Mildred is an old bat who sits up and watches way too much People's Court and Judge Judy...talking at the TV screen like those folks can hear her.  Then she opens a can of dog food (not to feed the dog...since she has all cats) but to eat a little snack prior to the Oprah show comin on.  Oh she luves her some Oprah.  But she knows she could never get Oprah to come to her house for tea and crackers and dog food....so she makes her a fruit cake!

Where was I?  Oh yeah....PÆS sucks really badly!!

On the Dancing Idiot Scale PÆS gets...2 dancing idiots and Aunt Mildred and her damn Fruit Cake!

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