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Escape From Sane
Date of Review:
February 2, 2003

Escape From Sane

So I guess from the title - this track would be 'outsane'...huh?  Well, regardless of how sane this track is - it is LOUD!!!  It sucks, and it's loud.  It's a sucking loud track!!  It's a loud sucking track.  The track sucks and it's loud.  It's a sucking track that is loud!!  

It reminds me of this fat ugly girl I dated once.  Well, it wasn't actually dating - we just got together hand had sex.  And what I noticed about it was - she was loud!!  I mean really really loud.  At first I was like "Oh yeah!!  Who's your daddy!!  That's right!! I am!!" 

But then, it dawned on me - she was being loud even when I wasn't doing something for her to be loud about.  Then I figured it out.  She wasn't being loud because I was laying the pipe like no one had done before (even though I was!!)  No...she was being loud so her neighbors would know that even though she was fat and ugly - that she was getting laid!!!

I didn't really care - I was drunk anyway!!  Not saying that the only way I would have sex with a fat ugly girl was to make sure I was drunk.  Oh, well, yeah - that is what I'm saying.  So...never mind.

Back to Escape From Sane.

It sucks.

And it's loud.

And I'm not fucking it!!

On my Idiot Dancer Scale I give Escape From Sane - some pipes and a bunch of fat chicks in party hats!!

         

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