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Luke Rake

Date of Review:  December 31, 2002

Artist: Luke Rake
URL: mp3.com/Bob_Laughlin
Artist Website: Click here....go there!
CD Available: Independence
Genre: Mood Music
Geographical Locale: United Kingdom
Reviewed: Peace on Earth
Peace on Earth
A pretty tune which evokes the spirit of the season. Layers of guitars gently played.

Exactly which spirit and which season is this suck tune suppose to be evoking?  Is it the spirit of suck in the season of eternal suckness?  If so - then it evokes it well!!

Being the last day of the year - a few more hours 'till Y2K.3 - I couldn't think of a better way to start the day or end the year than by purposely filling my ears with suck crap track music such as Peace on Earth If I had to choose between Peace on Earth or having to spend a week with my penis caught in a mouse trap....give me the damn mouse trap.  Mind you - I'm not exactly sure how I would have gotten my penis caught in the mouse trap to begin with.  It's not like I go around with my penis hanging out looking for mice traps to stick it it....but I'm just saying - if I had, then I would have and I would have preferred it to listening to any more of this suck track called Peace on Earth.

But....then again - since I already listened to the entire mood inspiring spirit of the season evoking why did I have to start my day and end the year with this musical dribble piece of music - I may as well go stick my penis in a mouse trap.

Couldn't be much worse.

On the Dancing Idiot ThingamaroooPeace on Earth gets, a mouse, a silly mouse, a Mickey Mouse, a mouse on a better mouse trap, and a rooster checking out his pecker!


Early to bed...early to rise...means somebody
has been taking some Viagra!!

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