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Pulse X

Date of Review:  December 15, 2002

Artist: Pulse X
URL: mp3.com/Pulse_X
Artist Message Board: Nopeeeee!!!
CD Available: Nopeeeee!!!
Genre: Techno
Geographical Locale: United Kingdom
Reviewed: Rush
Rush
Gabberesque type Techno tune. Great piece!

Sure dude...what ever you say!!  I'm not thinking "gabberesque" more so than I am thinking "Garbageesge".  Sure there are a lot of heavy drum beats (which I suppose is to help keep time with the rest of the garbage suckness that is going on around it.)  Well, it certainly does keep the time for the rest of the suckness.  It is almost the suck task master!!

I could see it covered in leather (with an empty crotch) running around barking out orders to the other less rhythmical slaves equally bound in leather.  "Bend down and kiss the boot of your mistress!!  Now...spank me hard with this leather strap.  And if it doesn't hurt me enough then you will punished hard and be made to stand naked in the corner while we strap you with the strap!!!!!

What happened...the song went off as I was about to give someone a spanking!!  Oh this shit just sucks!!!

Now I'm out of the mood.  Shit!!.  Guess I'll just go watch South Park....again!

Considering this suck track performed the coitus interruptus - it only gets a fighting duck and a penguin on a PC.


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