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Sueno Muerto
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Sueno Muerto

Well this songs sucks mostly because I can't understand one word that is being sungin... sanged... singegded.... whatever!!

The mellow drum driven background music is nice (because it is in the background and you can't hear it too much...good touch!!)

So....to finish up this suck review, I'll try to do it remembering my freshman year Spanish class.

"Thiso songo sucko soo bado, thato ito gavea mea un headacheo."

Other than the fact that this track sucks worse than ManiacD's track - I'd say I'm having a pretty good day (with the exception of the blood dripping out of my ears!!)

Yup... Sueno Muerto  sucks!!  ...and you can take that to the bank!

Flame

First and foremost - them wings are sexy!!

Okay - on to the suck review. Well, at least this one I can understand and don't need to translate. So in English I can say - suck suck suck suck.

Sure, any other reasonable person could say this artist has a very interesting vocal range and acoustically the melody is very riveting which brings an overall tonal greatness to this track. But those reasonable people also like "Barney", the "Teletubbies", and are smoking crack!

If you want to check out a truly suck track - check out Flame.

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