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Olive Trees

Date of Review:  December 31, 2002

Artist: Olive Trees
URL: mp3.com/olivetrees
Artist Website: Go check it out!!
CD Available: Olive Trees
Genre: Adult Alternative
Geographical Locale: Kentucky
Reviewed: No Biting
No Biting

Having been a biter in my younger days - It always intrigues me when others having had some other experience that tells them that there should be  No Biting  Oh this term of no biting can be taken into the physical realm as in "Hey yo bitch....why did you just bite me!!"  Or in the case of the Mike Tyson  (said in a high pitched voice) "No that wasn't what I was trying to do.  I just got disfigured and if I get disfigured my  children will be afraid of me! That ludicrous!!"

Or the No Biting could be a subtle nod to a hip hop term of when people steal the rhymes that people wrote....take them off and make them their own.  But no matter how you slice it if you take others rap words and make them your own then there are still a lot more words to make another rap with.  So No Rap Biting is allowed....Damn Nit!!

But as I press play on No Biting - it is early to tell that they are not going to have rhyme biting going on in this suck track.  This track sucks good enough on it's own  not to have to bite suck rhymes from other places to add in to this already superly sucking track.

As I am halfway through the track - it is still difficult for me to understand where the biting comes in.  I haven't heard anybody screaming out  in pain for being bit.  What a rip off!!  Now I have to listen to it again - maybe I missed it - or maybe there isn't supposed to be any biting sounds in this suck track.

Perhaps the only thing that is to be gleaned from this is that this track sucks.

No Mike Tyson - No Hip Hop - Just good old fashioned suck music!!

On the Dancing Idiot ThingamaroooNo Biting gets Rappers non-biting, a fighter who likes to bite, and a hootchie.


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