Your Shut Eyes

So I shut my eyes and tried to imagine that this track didn't suck - but it didn't work.  As a matter of a fact - with my eyes shut this track not only sucked, but it made me nauseous.  But not your ordinary "oh my gawd did I eat something that didn't agree with me and why is the room spinning around so fast oh gawd please take me now!!" kind of suck sickness.

No.  This is like ten thousand bajillion million more times more sickening.

This track wouldn't have sucked so bad if they would have renamed it to "Your Shut Ears"!!  This way - any casual listener to this track would have fair warning prior to pressing play on their CD player as they are playing their self titled CD (which should also be renamed to something more like "This CD Sucks").

Mind you - there is a beat and a groove and for the most part they are on key (as long as the key  is the key of suck!)  They claim it to be punk - but it's more like pop punk...and pop punk sucks.  Hell...pop sucks.  Hell...any form of music that starts with the letter "p" sucks!!  So this Pop Punk Suck Track making band with shut eyes going around making people sick are just batting a thousand!!

On the Dancing Idiot Thingamarooo,  Your Shut Eyes gets: a pair of freaky eyes, Oprah Winfry (just cauz) and a brain in a jar and a licking dino trying to lick a gay dragon and a dancin 'nanner and another dancin 'nanner and a trio of dancing skeletons butt naked (that is if they had a butt!!)