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"...i dont like 2 be mean but you fucking suck badly just stop........." - DJ Hbyotek
"...steel drums-pregnant mice, jellyfish, farm animals and you-Its potty, bonkers and short - Its music-but not as we know it." - Steve Ison
"..from my speakers it sounded like tuning a radio or something pretty pretty weird sounding" - Priscilla Hernandez
"The most entertaining track I have heard today" - PM
"..Um....yeah...definately from Joopiter...but it sounds like it came from Uranus. Different guys...very different. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to calm the dogs in the neighborhood." - Scott
So these were the previous reviews that I saw and grabbed to read as I click my way into the realm of Likdom to hear and review their track of Wicked.
(playing now) (done)
What the HELL was that?? At first I thought it was going to be music - but I was wrong. That wasn't music. Do you know what that was??? No? Then I'll tell you what it was...
It was a robot orgy!! That's what it was!!
If you play the track again and keep in mind a perspective that you just walked into the back room of a meat packing house on a Saturday night while a rave was going on and a whole bunch of robots were getting their oil on and getting lube jobs gettin buzy and knocking boots (or chrome covers actually) - you will see it just a plainly as I do.
Here...play it again and I'll show you!!
There is a big robot who was bent over either picking up a dime or tying his shoes...but another robot came at him from behind and jammed something up his butt!! It caught him off guard and he scream "Why did you do that to me!!"
He would have yelled "Yo bitch!! What you just stick up my asshole?" But they just are not programmed with those types of metaphors. Then the big sexbot starts chasing the little ones around. The little ones get away for a while, cause the big one isn't as quick. But since he does want to know who jammed something up his butt he finally catches the little fuckers!!
Yeah...who's yo daddy now!!!
Then he slows the roll down for a bit and puts the little butt jamming little robots into a round of play that is sure to get everyone off in a frenzy...which it does and they all wind down spilling oil and lubricant all over the place (not to worry, they have a maid service that comes in and cleans up in the morning).
But just as it appears things were winding down...the wife of the big robot come bustin in the place to see her "man" covered with all these little sexbots getting sexxed up - and she is pissed off!! She starts lookin for her man so she can take his clanky ass home and give him what for!! So she calls out in the sea of metal and oil:
"Robot"..."Robot"....
The little sex pistons think this is nothing but a joke they play in the pool (like Marco Polo) so they chime in "Robot" "Robot"....This don't make mamma robot too happy. She decides the only thing she can do is.....shut down the power grid. which is what she did!
End of song.
Although this song suck big balls of fire - the images contained herein...uh...pretty much sucks too!!
On the Idiot Dancer Scale, Wicked .......gets 2 and a half dancing idiots!!
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