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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Lick Skillet
Song Reviewed
Spooky Tooth
Date of Review:
January 26, 2003

Spooky Tooth

The title of this track should be renamed from Spooky Tooth to Spooky Any Other Part of The Body You Want!!  This was a spooky scary suck song (SSSS) and deserves nothing less than a Spooky Suck Title to go along with it. 

We could call it:

  • Spooky Hair
  • Spooky Butt
  • Spooky Shin
  • Spooky Elbow
  • Spooky Eye Socket
  • Spooky Ear Drum
  • Spooky Hair

...ah hell, you get the point.

There was nothing unsuck about this track.  Suck sprang from this track from the very first note and continued all the way through the last one.  I kept hearing a melodic lead guitar track playing - but it (surreal like) was saying "Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck!!"  So...to that - to wit, hence forth, e Pluribus Unum, coitus interuptus, blue thirty-two blue thirty-two hike hike hike...it sucked!!

On my Idiot Dancer Scale I give Spooky Tooth - an eye, an ear, a nose and a throat (ah make that two throats, I couldn't decide which graphic was the better of the two!!)

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