St. Hoody

I hope like hell that that is not a picture of Keith.  I mean, if it is...Keith is fine and has a nice set of  TaTa's!!  I hope that don't mean I'm going gay!!  Not that there is anything wrong with that....but I personally think that the poop chute is for to be used as an exit - not an entrance (know what I'm sayin!!!)

But I digress!!  Whether that is Keith or not does not take away from the fact that St. Hoody sucks.  First of all...does the Pope know that there is a saint named "Hoody"??

Who the hell names a saint Hoody!

I  mean isn't there a whole process that someone has to go through to become a saint?  I thought they, first, had to be dead.  Then before they got dead they had to perform a miracle or two (well, putting together this suck ass track without anyone becoming permanently brain damaged would constitute a miracle...so never mind that one!)

But then - aren't they suppose to learn how to fly or something like that??  Change water into Kool-aid?  Something like that??

Anyway....St. Hoody sucked so bad that I think the hair on the bottom of my scrotum turned gray just from listening!!  That sucks!!

On the Suckometer Scale,  St. Hoody, dancing Kool-aid, Freddy saying hi, a hooter, a Jesus on a Pogo-stick!!