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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
The Reverend Joey G.
Song Reviewed
Being Abused
Date of Review:
January 3, 2003

Being Abused

Okay....this one is gonna be fun.  I played like the first 10 seconds of this suck track - and I have to pull out the dictionary and thesaurus to find a bunch of new words to use to describe what I am about to subject myself to.

Hell, the first ten seconds tell me this song goes way beyond the super sized sucks worse than a virgin on prom night standards that I have in my arsenal of phrases to describe how suck a suck song actually is.  I gotta take it out a whole new door!!

This abhorrent abuse on my senses tell me that this track is definitely atrocious and loathsome for one to attempt to digest even in jest.  The vile it produces is that of being very odious in it's presentation towards the vilifications of suckness.  Oh don't misunderstand - the words are two dollar - but the overall sentiment is the same.....sucks.

But I make my procession into grander meanings of this meaningless horrid suck track to articulate the disgust level of unsatisfaction even in the dwelling of suckdom.  Suckdom has but one redeeming quality in that all that which is to suck sucks well and hence forth sucks good - but no, this lowly suckness of suck track leaves one feeling a bit overwrought by suckness to equate it's own conclusion to that of suck is suck minus suck in that the shit just sucks!!

On the Dancing Idiot Scale Being Abused receives...1 idiot, 1 idiot with a diploma, and an old typewriter

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