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Oh sure...you could get busy with the lesbians...if they let you - but with your luck you be the only one walking around with a dick (and most lesbian's don't like dick...or so I have been told) so you are stuck with the fruit! Fruit...fruit...fruit...fruit and more damn fruit. After a while - you get sick and tired of fruit. But you can't eat anything else (and you can't get busy with the lesbians)....so you eat the damn fruit!
You eat apples and oranges and berries of all shapes and sizes. Hell you even eat the banana's and fruit you never even knew existed until you ended up on this gawd damned island with fruit and lesbians. Then you get so damn horney you wanna fuck a tree!! Cause good luck fucking one of the lesbians...they don't like dick - remember!!
Yeah...that would suck just about as bad as #4.
On the Dancing Idiot Scale I give #4 - a bunch of fucking fruit and a lesbian (or two)!!
    
More All Suck Reviews of Jeff's Solo Band:
Weather
The problem with reviewing this track was to decided Weather or not to listen to it. (Did you catch how I just made a funny with the title?....aw, never mind - go back to bed).
This track didn't suck. It sucked really really bad. The first two or three seconds got me interested, but then I realized that that was just the intro silence. The music kicked in and I had to run to the bathroom and reguritate what breakfast I had. Funny, eggs don't seem to taste as good the second time around.
Weather did have a funky little flashback to the early 70's kinda groove goin on (or I could have still been a little light heading from the heaving)!! Interesting song, none the less (well, except for the fact that is sucks!!)
Traci Lords couldn't have done a better job!
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