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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Jesse Henslee
Song Reviewed
Funky Up To No Good
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Funky Up To No Good
"A funk beat featuring harmonica and guitar solos, it's a different kind of harmonica style with a fast riff."

So what...it still sucked.  Ya could have said "Hey...look I have a nice looking graphic of a couple of guys sitting under a cactus, one with a g'tar and one with a harmonica."  But it would have still translated to "This song sucks!!"

Oh sure, there is a nice upbeat melody playing that would make you think that if this track didn't suck as bad as it did you would want to tap your feet and humm along. 

But by doing that you would be accepting the obvious - that you like suck music, suck tracks and/or anything else that is even in the same ballpark as being suckness!!

I would highly suggest you go on over to check out how suck Funky Up To No Good  is...I mean I could be wrong....but I doubt it!!

On the Dancing Idiot thingie...Funky Up To No Good gets:   an idiot - a dog begging - and one exploding PC! 

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