Shelter Me

So it's Sunday (in my part of the world) and I thought I would check out some suck tunes to more round out the arsenal of suck reviews on The All Suck Review website (I mean after all...without suck reviews this would just be a blank website, right??).  Anyway - the first tune of the day is Shelter Me by Flesh Factor.

Boy...does this suck!!

I mean, I was hoping that this track would suck so it would be a nice easy laid back way to give a review.  But this suck so bad my skin is tryin it's hardest to crawl off my body.  I don't know if you have ever had that happen to you before, but it is not a good experience.  I mean among everything else...it just looks weird.

Oh sure Flesh Factor has a funky groovy little sound going on - but the skin crawling thing...can't look past that one.  Oh shit - there goes the scrotum.  Okay!!  Now my scrotum is trying to run away.  Can't have that happen (I'm kinda very attached to my scrotum!!)  So I guess I should stop listening to this suck track for now!!

On the Dancing Idiot Scale Shelter Me receives...4 dancing idiot,  and a squirrel eating his nuts.

Feedback from the artist:

"...I must say, i was hoping for at least 8 suck dancers for Shelter Me. I feel we can suck as good as any Crack-Ho out there. Hell we even have chapped lips to prove it!"
Flesh Factor

Follow up comments from me:

I think you are correct.  Any group that can "...suck better than any Crack-Ho out there..." does deserve more than four dancing idiots and a squirrel eating his nuts.  So I humbly amend the previous Dancing Idiot Scale to include 25 Chap Stick Lip Balms!!

Follow up to the follow up from the artist:

Hey Kam, my lips have healed and are ready to suck some more. LOL . The Willow Tree.
Flesh Factor

Follow up to the follow up from me:

Review of The Willow Tree to come soon!!

Note on Follow up to the follow up from me: Yup.....never really got around to it.  Check out the "Traci Lords" explanation here.