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An All Suck Review of . . .
Song Reviewed
Losing Fluid
Date of Review:
February 2, 2003

Losing Fluid
"Kroe's loathing song about marriage..."

This really should be Kroe's loathing song about this suck ass track!!  So, since Kroe couldn't get it straight...allow me!!  

This track isn't just loathsome (which is a two dollar word for SUCK!!)...it is abhorrent, abominable, beastly, bitchy, creepy, deplorable, detestable, disgusting, execrable, funky, grody, gross, hideous, horrible, invidious, lousy, nasty, nauseating, obnoxious, odious, offensive, pesky, pestiferous, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sleazeball, sleazy, slimy, spastic, stinking, uncool, vile!!  (isn't the Thesaurus a way KEWL book!!)

I didn't know that another word for Loathsome was Sleazeball!!  Hell, I didn't even know that Sleazeball was a really real word!  But it is! Check it out for yourself.  Go to www.Dictionary.com and put in Loathsome as the search word (then make sure you check the Thesaurus button)...and badabing badaband...up pops the above listing.  Here...just for you techheads out there, here is the full URL:

http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=loathsome%20

Kewl...huh?

But what does this have to do with an All Suck Review...you ask?  Hell, anything I want it to!!  Thanks for asking.

Yeah sure, this track has a dark air about it...kinda like what happens after you go jogging for a few miles then take off your sneakers and stick your nose in them and take a big deep breath!!  Or...kinda like what happens when your buddy goes jogging for a few miles then takes off his sneakers and you stick your nose in them and take a big deep breath!!  Or...it's kinda like having sex with a really fat ugly woman!!

But I digress.

If you want to check out something that sucks and is dark and flabby, but you don't want to smell your buddies shoes or poke a fat broad...then check out Losing Fluid.

On my Idiot Dancer Scale I give Losing Fluidsmelly gym shoes, more fat chicks in party hats, a fat chick squishing a skinny man in a watermelon and some egg!!

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