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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Dminusk
Song Reviewed
Soothe Me
Date of Review:
January 1, 2003

Soothe Me
"...interwoven layers of bass, guitars, arpisms, voices drums, to create a mellow, relaxing tune..."

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

This song sucks!

I don't care what was interwoven in this track....it didn't Soothe Me - it more reminded me that I think I forgot to flush the toilet the last time I used the restroom. 

It's not that I go around taking a crap and forgetting to flush the toilet....that would be kinda sick.  But I think it was that I had so much on my mind (being the first day of the new year)...like getting a cup of coffee and checking to see if I had any e-mail that I just up and forgot.  And thanks to this suck ass piece of suck track music - I can go flush the manure down the drain (much like hitting the stop button on my MP3 player to stop this suck ass track from further reminding me of shit.)

I went to Greece once.  Spent a fantastic weekend on the island of Corfu.  I'm sure anyone who has been to Corfu knows of The Pink Palace!!  Whooooooo!!  Now there is a rockin little place to spend a weekend!  I don't remember much of the faces of the people I met - except one!!  I think the name was OUZO!!!  Yeah.  Me and Ouzo got along splendidly.  We went everywhere together.  We went to the nude beaches...we went on moped rides up and down the mountains...hell, we were even in a drinking contest together.  I won!

Best part about my buddy Ouzo...even when I got a little sick of him and spilled my guts of him all over the side of a wall - he didn't care...there was just more of him for me to go get!!  Yeah Greece and Ouzo were great fun.

Much unlike listening to  Soothe Me.  Cause Soothe Me sucked!!

On the Dancing Idiot ThingamaroooSoothe Me gets: Ouzo, The Pink Palace Bus, and the Pink Panther chillin out!!

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