Screaming Figure

So I'm checking out Screaming Figure, right....and I figured out what the damn thing is screaming!!  It's because it had to be associated with this suck ass track!!  I think anything that had to be associated with this suck piece of, uh, music - would be screaming like a bitch bent over a chair getting boinked up the butt with no lubrication!!

To say this track is bad doesn't begin to cover it - well...yeah, it does.  It only begins to cover it!  Then I would have to go on to explain (using small words and really really big ones) how much this track actually sucks.  It is the quintessence of suck.  If suck were money...this song would be so fucking rich it would be asking Bill Gates to loan it some money!!  It's abhorrent, appalling, atrocious, awe-inspiring  (that means we sit around and go "AWE!!! Turn that shit off!").

It's awful, bad, beastly, dangerous, desperate, dire, disastrous, disturbing,  dreadful, fearful, frightful, frightful (it was so frightful, I had to say it twice!!) ghastly, gruesome, harrowing, hateful, hideous, horrendous, horrible, horrid, horrifying, inconvenient, loathsome, monstrous, obnoxious, odious, offensive, petrifying, poor, repulsive, revolting, revolting, rotten,  severe, shocking, unfortunate, unnerving, unpleasant, unwelcome,  and vile.

...oh yeah - it sucked too!!

On my Idiot Dancer Scale I give Screaming Figure - a dictionary, a thesaurus, a school bell, a vacuum, and Vanilla Ice!!