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Never Surrender

The self made marketing tag line on their MP3.com site says "This song has been knocking everyone out!"

That's not too far off from the truth as to what happened to me when I started listening to Never Surrender.  I was knocked out!!!  My head hit the floor and my breathing slowed to shallow breaths.  My co-workers ran over to me in a panic.  Some were worried what had happened to me - others wanted to know if they could have my mouse pad, stapler and computer monitor if it turned out that I kicked the bucket.  Then, someone pulled the headphones off my head and listened to what I was listening to....and they too were knocked out.

Well curiosity often kills the cat or (in this case) knocks out an office full of people who listened to this suck track.  After about the fifth or sixth person getting knocked out and their head hitting the floor...it was decided that no one else should listen to the music coming from the head phone...it had to be pure evil.....or a suck track!!

After an hour or so ...  we all came to and we could laugh about the whole thing.  Ah...how silly we young ones are!!  That is definately a story for our grandkids and great grand kids.  

Oh...but the song.....it sucked!!

On the Idiot Dancing Scale Never Surrender receives.....1 dancing idiot, a tree, and the word "GO".

                         

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