where reviews suck

All Suck Review Home
Archives
Music
Movies
Television
Random Reviews
So What
Submit For Review
Fan Mail
Something Diffreent

KJV Presents Home







An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Alemis
Song Reviewed
Seven
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Seven

I think the main reason that this track sucks is because I never heard "One", "Two", "Three", "Four", "Five", or "Six"...so it feels like I'm missing something.  It's kinda of like watching "Scream 3" before watching "Scream" or "Scream 2". 

Oh sure...you get the point that someone is out to kill the main chickiepoo (I forget her name...but she was in that show called "Dinner for Seven"...or something like that).

Sure the TV show was kinda neat - and all the chickiepoos on the show were hot (and most definitely a masturbatory fantasy for a lot of TV geeks), but I like my women a little taller!

Not to say that shorter women are not a turn on or have their place in a sexual fantasy....but, well come to think of it - I have always wanted to do it with a midget. Oh, I'm not trying to be unpolitically correct...I just don't know what we are suppose to call them. I mean, we use to call them midgets, or Umpa Loompas, or Munchkins - but I think we had to call them "Little People" at one point. Hell, call em anything you want except late for dinner!

And speaking of dinner, I haven't eaten yet. Oh, I don't mean today - I think I forgot to eat yesterday. Isn’t' that weird how sometimes you can just forget to eat? I wonder why that happens.

But I digress.

This song sucked!! 

ASR Home - Artist Links - So What - Random Review - Submit for ASRs - KJV Presents Home

© KJV Presents 2002-2006, All Rights Reserved (and a few lefts, too!)

Join the Blue Ribbon Online Free Speech Campaign